Porpoises are known to be fierce combatants, even able to defend themselves against sharks larger than themselves. A celestial porpoise is stronger, more intelligent, and has darkvision. Summoning one ensures that you are comfortable with your own sexuality.
There is a fine line between genius and psychedelically mind warping. I can’t decide which side this design is on.
Just got my Iron Golem and Owlbear shirts today. They rock.
Yeah, Vanir seems to live right on top of that line. 🙂
I’m glad you like your shirts, may they bring you good dice-karma and increased charisma!