Critical Failure #5

Any time I get an idea that makes me snort-laugh more than twice, no matter how stupid it is, I must consider sharing it with the world. Sorry everyone!

I am equally sorry that this has also been made into a T-shirt, available for purchase at the Stupid Merchant. If I can see JUST ONE person wearing this at Gen Con this year, I will die happy. It will rekindle my belief in the mysteries of the universe.... AND the Internets!

Hey, at least it wasn't an "All Your Base" parody. :)

LOLdante T-Shirt

If this gaze is upon you, STFU and listen or suffer 20d6 of PHB damage to your cranium. And you better believe that ain't subdual, mister.

Here's a preview of the actual design. Click here or on Dante's cranium up there if you'd like to buy a shirt!