Comments on: Dragon Age Review pt. 2 : Sexy Burlap

By: [Review] Dragon Age: Origins – Return To Ostagar DLC : Critical Hits

[Review] Dragon Age: Origins – Return To Ostagar DLC : Critical Hits — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 00:03:01 +0000

[...] year, I played (and reviewed) Dragon Age: Origins, an absolutely superb RPG by BioWare. Why did I love Dragon Age? Let’s [...]

By: Cooties : Critical Hits

Cooties : Critical Hits — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:41:30 +0000

[...] direction. You can even have sexual relations! (However, the sexual relations may be covered in burlap, which does not go quite as well with sax music and sunsets as one might think.) Unfortunately, [...]

By: Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 18:09:13 +0000

Great review man, cracked me up! Love this game.

By: tiny tim

tiny tim — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 01:26:12 +0000

Hahaha! You nailed it! That is some funky under garments ya got there.

What the heck? But such a great game!

By: Vanir

Vanir — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:28:56 +0000

YES. THAT.

“Let me go slip into something less comfortable.”

-=ANEURISM=-

By: AlphaAnt

AlphaAnt — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:03:56 +0000

What bugged me about the “sex scene” was that Morrigan puts on a bra (since she’s not normally wearing one) to sleep with you. Big WTF moment there.

By: Vanir

Vanir — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 15:09:12 +0000

@Linus: I personally have only had the game crash on me once, and my Xbox tends to do that when it’s considering RROD’ing anyway. Wonder if the console version is more stable?

I’m with you on some of the strange bad reviews I’ve seen. So many people base their entire opinion with whether or not a game is groundbreaking and don’t bother with whether it’s GOOD.

By: Linus (Peanuts)

Linus (Peanuts) — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:47:25 +0000

I agree fully.

I’ve seen a lot of bad criticism about this game, but the things that bother them is usually details that don’t really matter; it seems like they didn’t really play the game. They just went through it to write a review. No wonder they didn’t like it.

Personally, the thing I liked the least was the constant crashes. I quick-saved in situations when I feared crashing, rather than in situations I feared my lovable party-members (ok.. not so lovable…) might die.

By: E. Foley - Geek's Dream Girl

E. Foley - Geek's Dream Girl — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 05:42:10 +0000

Vanir, I love you. This is quite possibly the best review of Dragon Age I’ve read so far. Also, I gotta keep playing… I haven’t gotten to the hot burlap action yet!