Comments on: Funny->Story… http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php Never Adventure Alone Thu, 09 Sep 2010 05:19:31 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Stupid Ranger http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-501 Stupid Ranger Thu, 24 Apr 2008 17:12:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-501 I wish his head would just turn into a PHB, then mine would stop sustaining serious damage! I wish his head would just turn into a PHB, then mine would stop sustaining serious damage!

]]> By: ChattyDM http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-499 ChattyDM Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:51:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-499 By judging from your group dynamics I've gleaned in the last year I've been reading here, isn't your head now about 45% PHB paper fiber anyway?<br/><br/>If she wacks you one more time, you'll need your own ISBN number and will be able to squat at the Library of Congress for free. <br/><br/>Great story!<br/>:) By judging from your group dynamics I’ve gleaned in the last year I’ve been reading here, isn’t your head now about 45% PHB paper fiber anyway?

If she wacks you one more time, you’ll need your own ISBN number and will be able to squat at the Library of Congress for free.

Great story!
:)

]]> By: Vanir http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-497 Vanir Thu, 24 Apr 2008 15:40:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-497 We had a recent storyline in our current campaign where my character was carrying around a very plot-important staff that the Bad Guys wanted. We had to hide it, so I disguised it as a giant lollipop with a little bardic magic and starting talking to the border guards who wanted to search us as if we were traveling candy merchants from the Kingdom of Sweeto and that the Sugar King was going to be "berry" unhappy if his emissaries were detained.<br/><br/>Of course, I neglected to tell anybody I was going to do this beforehand but most of the party played along with odd confectionery-speak so as to maintain the illusion. I was relatively certain Stupid Ranger was going to club me to death with her PHB at several key points, but fun was had by all. :) We had a recent storyline in our current campaign where my character was carrying around a very plot-important staff that the Bad Guys wanted. We had to hide it, so I disguised it as a giant lollipop with a little bardic magic and starting talking to the border guards who wanted to search us as if we were traveling candy merchants from the Kingdom of Sweeto and that the Sugar King was going to be “berry” unhappy if his emissaries were detained.

Of course, I neglected to tell anybody I was going to do this beforehand but most of the party played along with odd confectionery-speak so as to maintain the illusion. I was relatively certain Stupid Ranger was going to club me to death with her PHB at several key points, but fun was had by all. :)

]]> By: The_Gun_Nut http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-496 The_Gun_Nut Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:30:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-496 Heh, I had something similar occur in a game of Exalted. It was late at night and there was a demon in town that was killing people at random. The group was wondering how to track down something that could pop in and out of material existence, or possibly set up a trap for it. The group wondered what would attract the demon the most, then what would repulse said demon. Someone then said, "the Blood Ape probably has a terrible fear of something cute, like puppies and flowers". So then the plan devolved into chasing the thing around with a baby dachsund and posies or just having children strategically positioned around the city with an armload of flowers and puppies. It took quite a while for the hilarity to wear off, but ever since then whenever the group has to confront something terrible someone will suggest getting some puppies and flowers to defeat the Dreaded Evil (TM). Heh, I had something similar occur in a game of Exalted. It was late at night and there was a demon in town that was killing people at random. The group was wondering how to track down something that could pop in and out of material existence, or possibly set up a trap for it. The group wondered what would attract the demon the most, then what would repulse said demon. Someone then said, “the Blood Ape probably has a terrible fear of something cute, like puppies and flowers”. So then the plan devolved into chasing the thing around with a baby dachsund and posies or just having children strategically positioned around the city with an armload of flowers and puppies. It took quite a while for the hilarity to wear off, but ever since then whenever the group has to confront something terrible someone will suggest getting some puppies and flowers to defeat the Dreaded Evil (TM).

]]> By: ChattyDM http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-495 ChattyDM Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:13:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-495 Hey Dante! Thanks for the Kudos.<br/><br/>What really surprised me was that this story spontaneously became a group project. One player made a joke about Melting, another added one about boiling, the third went on about the sparks and poof, someone shouted 'Microwave Ogre!' Hey Dante! Thanks for the Kudos.

What really surprised me was that this story spontaneously became a group project. One player made a joke about Melting, another added one about boiling, the third went on about the sparks and poof, someone shouted ‘Microwave Ogre!’

]]> By: TMan http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.php/comment-page-1#comment-494 TMan Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:02:00 +0000 http://www.stupidranger.com/2008/04/funny-story.html#comment-494 Recently, my group encountered some Minotaurs enslaved by Illithids. After they were defeated and the party returns to the Dwarven settlement nearby, the Druid remarks how eating raw Minotaur heart increases your strength. The Sorcerer failed his Sense Motive roll and believed it. He cuts one out and eats it. The next morning, when the Sorcerer is sleeping, the Druid casts Bull Strength on him before waking him for the day. Voila - super strength.<br/>The next day, the party returns to the Minotaur caves and battle some more. The Sorcerer charms two Minotaurs and they both survive the battle. He has the 2 minotaurs carry him on his shoulders back to the Dwarven settlement as proof of what good Minotaur heart can do for you. The Dwarven commander of the settlement failed his Sense Motive too. A legend was born! Recently, my group encountered some Minotaurs enslaved by Illithids. After they were defeated and the party returns to the Dwarven settlement nearby, the Druid remarks how eating raw Minotaur heart increases your strength. The Sorcerer failed his Sense Motive roll and believed it. He cuts one out and eats it. The next morning, when the Sorcerer is sleeping, the Druid casts Bull Strength on him before waking him for the day. Voila – super strength.
The next day, the party returns to the Minotaur caves and battle some more. The Sorcerer charms two Minotaurs and they both survive the battle. He has the 2 minotaurs carry him on his shoulders back to the Dwarven settlement as proof of what good Minotaur heart can do for you. The Dwarven commander of the settlement failed his Sense Motive too. A legend was born!

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